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Hello! Special Agent Orange here, on loan from Her Majesty's Secret Service. Welcome to another special edition of Hate Mail! Well, actually it's the first special edition, and I'm here to introduce it because it's all about me, Agent Orange. All of the following correspondence is linked and all began with the first letter presented.
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The Formidable Agent Orange  
The original writer unsuccessfully posted Michael Fumento's address and phone number, along with the e-mail address for his webmaster, in so many words telling his fellow asylum inmates to flame me and harass them. Next thing you know, the whole sanitarium is bouncing off the padded walls like chimps in a zoo. And Mr. Fumento is accused of having started it! Now, please, don't send e-mails about Mr. Fumento having left out some of his customary "[sic]s". Some of these letters will give you carpal tunnel all by themselves if you tried to sic everything that deserved it. Finally, I convinced ol' Fumento to cater to the requests of some Vietnam vets who have asked that he print some letters from the 99.99 percent of the vets who came back perhaps without an arm or leg but with their brains fully intact. In fact, did you know that Vietnam vets on the whole are considerably more successful and well-adjusted than men of the same age who didn't go to war? Yup, so much for the whacko vet cliche! Now buckle up your seat belt and make sure your clothes pin is firmly pinching off your nose, because now you're gonna hear from the real whackos – and it doesn't smell pretty! And remember folks, drink your orange juice shaken, not stirred!

Here’s the PUKES Name and . . . Oops!

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From: [omitted]@soft-vision.com

To All AOVets -- here is the PUKES [sic] name and address and phone .. to the best of my quick investigation.

I think some one [sic] needs to dump some AO [Agent Orange] on he [sic] and his family. After all -- [sic] it's a HOAX -- and if so he has nothing to worry about.

Michael Fumento
fumento@pobox.com
4604 Wilson Blvd. #11
703-522-2015

and believe it or not he convinced some poor gal with my last name to work for him

Mary Oliver technique@COMPUSERVE.COM

Dear Soft-Brain.com:

AOVets? Is the “AO” for “Anal Orifice?” Apparently your “quick investigation” was so quick it assumed that I live on a street with no city or state attached to it. It was also too quick to realize they stopped making Agent Orange decades ago. Get a life, and leave other people's lives alone.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

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M.. [sic] Fumento has invited conversation on this issue.

New address for a**hole fumento ... he gave it to me below as well as his sexual preference. Wherefore, he is open to discuss the issue.

mailto:Mfumento1@cs.com

For those not familiar with Ms. fagmento he writes junk science, ( without credentials mind you) and opposes Veterans [sic] who claim Agent Orange ( dioxins) or Gulf War Syndrome -- are a figment [sic] of ones [sic] imagination. The EPA is wrong.. the many schollars [sic] who have drawn conculsions [sic] based on scientific evidence all have their head [sic] in the sand.

Dear Soft-Brain.com,

No, I didn’t invite conversation. I just asked you to get a life and drew attention to your status of being gray matter-challenged.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

My Heirs Are on My Palms

From: castle22@[omitted]

Ms. Fumento,

I had a chance to look at your web page, my question to you is what branch of service did you serve in? Are you a Veteran [sic]? I will get to the point, you either were a draft dodger or a coward. While the Grunts [sic] were fighting, were you playing with little boys?

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I have to ask, where did you get your information? When you go on speaking engagements to [sic] you get paid? Did you hit your head when you fell down the stairs? Do you know Jane Fonda?

Morons like you have the freedom to write lies, because of the 27 million Veterans [sic] in this country that you are stabbing in the back. Where can we hear you speak?

You are a coward with a cowards [sic] message. It is obvious you have had your brain washed to (to) many times. It is kinda like growing heir [sic] on your palms.

Do us all a favor, POP yourself! Fire for Effect! Don't worry you will miss [sic], you are a coward. This discussion is open, do you have the time between comedy clubs?

It is safe to join the military now, you don't have to tell them your [sic] a peter puffer.

Dear IQ 22:

Please write back to me after that nice lady in the white clothes comes by to give you your pill.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

He Gave Up His Brain for Our Precious Freedoms and Rights

M. Fumento,

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John: A Self Portrait  
Your scientific views are far from the reality of the cancer wards and far from the truth. Besides my exposure, and subsequent battle with Non hodgkins [sic] lymphoma and neuropathy, I have first hand [sic] knowledge and have witnessed all the State of California, Forestry [sic] employees that died before the age of 50 after testing AO at Camp Pendleton in the early 50s . There is a control group for your hollow and bogus findings.

Try a visit to a VA cancer ward or better yet a trip to a National Cemetary [sic] and look at the carnage that occurs here at home due to the use of dioxin, I guess the EPA, Love Canal and Stringfellow [Superfund Site in Riverside County] in California are all figments of our imagination as well as a company called Bio-tech in Houston who manufactured the Gulf War Vaccines [sic] that all got sick from. Bio-Tech was a store front for CIA covert bio warfare agents, CIA front company.

Get real, do not profit from the obvious suffering of Veterans [sic] that gave all for your precious freedoms and rights.

As for anal, yes, if you choose to profit from your bogus conclusions, you have your head so far up your a** that you will never see daylight.

John [omitted]
Firebase Phoenix, Proud [sic] member of the Firebase Network, Vets Due Process, and the NVO

Dear John,

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Did you really witness all the deaths of the California forestry employees who expired after the age of 50? If so, you’re more ghoulish than Jack Kevorkian!

I was unaware that tombstones in national cemeteries listed the cause of death, as in “Here lies Joe Jones, choked to death on a peanut butter sandwich.”

By the way, you call yourself a “Proud” [sic] member of the NVO. Am I correct in thinking that’s a typo and that you meant “NVA,” as in “North Vietnamese Army?”

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Listen,
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Yes my father was one of the many that was a casualty of testing, and as for your comment that I was NVA, your ass is now on my list. It is sick bastards like you that do not know what is reality and what sacrifices were made for your rights and freedoms.

MDo [sic] your homework , Look up Operation Firestop then make comments.

As for your disrespect of my service, fuck off. I am a 100% sevice [sic] connected Veteran [sic] that will always be far better than piss-ant [sic] asses such as yourself

Get fucked

Dear John,

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You tell me that “your ass in now on my list” and insist that I “get fucked.” Sounds like I’d better booby-trap my tush so that a former NVA soldier doesn’t get any ideas about using his entrenching tool.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Your mother obviously sucked too many cocks while pregnant with your gay ass. Are you experiencing mental difficulties due to a chemical imbalance ???? Any one [sic] that refers to so many anal references [sic] must be a faggot and a loser.

Excuse me, but you’re the one who wanted to add my rump to his “list.” I just want to be clear about this, that if you wish to consider me a loser, that’s fine. But insofar as I’m not a “faggot,” I will not be your lover. You’ll just have to stick with your cell mate until they let you out.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

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Official Flag of the AO Whiners Association  
Okay,
enough, The [sic] NVO is National Veterans Organization, All [sic] that is intended is that you look at all the facts before you print a paper that disrespects Veterans [sic] who have died and are passing away at an alarming rate.

I do not intend to continue your insult game which I fell for becoming involved with [sic], Just [sic] look at all the facts or be prepared to face the heat for inconclusive data.

John [omitted]

An alarming rate? You mean they’re dying at a faster rate than comparable people who didn’t serve in Vietnam? Evidence, please? Or are you saying that it’s merely your opinion that nobody who served in Vietnam should die of anything at any time? Look at all the facts or be prepared to face the heat for inconclusive data.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

references,

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EPA on Love Canal, EPA decision that put dioxin and related compounds as a hazardous material and carcinogen Dow/Monsanto class action lawsuit by AO vets, Dow claimed bankruptcy after paying less than 1% of claims awarded, only to resume business a short time later as a new division. Cal-osha [sic], concerning State [sic] employees that died as a result of dioxin related [sic] exposure after participation in Operation Firestop [sic] Dr. John Crows MD, PhD, Toxicologist[sic] ; He [sic] personally found trace elements of the Dow/Monsanto formula in my damaged cells and bone marrow through extensive testing that was done at a [sic] astronomical cost, VA dismissed the findings as un-proven, [sic] He writes most of the text books [sic] for toxicology students in this country.

What are your references ?

John [omitted]

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References? Well, let's see. In my book Science Under Siege (New York: William Morrow, 1993), there are 203 for the dioxin chapter and 158 for the chapter specific to Agent Orange. If you go to my web site index for AO and dioxin, you'll find ten articles I've written on the subjects since then. (http://www.fumento.com/suagent.html) But in any case, you never answered my question. What is the source for your assertion that Vietnam vets are dying at an "alarming rate"? You can't find one because it doesn't exist.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

[For some reason I never heard from this fellow again.]

Quilts of Fears

Hey,

I have been reading your e-mail to AOVF-In-Touch, how dare you call A/O Vets Anal Orifices. I happen to be a widow of an Agent Orange victim and I resent [sic] your accusation. My husband died with cancer in ten parts of body [sic], you sound like the VA in saying Agent Orange did not do that to him. Have you lost your mind? [No, but sometimes it is tempting.]

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I happen to know for a fact that 93,00 Vietnam Veterans [sic] have submitted Agent Orange claims to the VA, are you saying they are all wrong. I think not. If for just one instance, you walked in their shoes or those of their familes, you would understand just how wrong you are.

I am known as the Quilts of Tears Lady and display the quilts that honor Agent Orange victims, those both living and dead. If you have any guts come forward to one of these displays and look at the faces of these people on the quilts and tell me they are wrong. I will be pleased to tell where the next display will be. And be sure and face the families of the victims as well and tell them that they and their loved ones are liars.

I can't believe my husband served in the Korean and Vietnam War to protect poeple [sic] like you.By the way, you must had [sic] snuck into the AOVF-on-Touch [Three paragraphs ago it was "In-Touch."] talk group, yes, I picked up right away that you said Joe forgot to include your city and state. People who ease drop [sic] on other people's e-mail to make fun of them must have something wrong with them.

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You need to get your facts straight before spreading any more untruths about Agent Orange.Do you really know the compounds of Agent Orange, for your information it contains dixion [sic]. You can not be a very well read or informed person. The EPA states dixion [sic] can cause cancer in any site [sic] of the body. When was the last time you ever heard of a town or city that was sprayed with Agent Orange and no one got sick or died from cancer because of it. Well, I must inform [sic] that the country of Vietnam was sprayed just as I had described and over 250,000 Vietnam Veterans have died because of it.

I can tell you are not well versed in Veterans issues, [sic] just read your reponse [sic] to John [omitted], stating NVO was a typo,.for your information NVO stands for National Veterans Organizations. What insult you made [sic] to an honorable veteran, North Vietnam, indeed. How insulting. We do not need your kind in our midst. Go away and leave us alone. We have our own battles to fight and we will not waste our time on the likes of you. Sure you don't work for the VA [sic], makes us wonder.

[omitted] Le Fevre

Madam,

You are aptly named. Your feverish condition is the best explanation for why you concluded that I “had snuck into the AOVF-on-Touch talk group,” and was “ease drop[ping] on other people's e-mail,” even though you’ve seen a copy of the original letter telling your group to flame me. Now that they are doing so and I’m striking back, you wail “Go away and leave us alone.” Why don’t you consider leaving the country alone, “Quilts of Tears Lady”? Look, there are three million Vietnam vets. According to the American Cancer Society, about one American in four will die of cancer. That means we can expect 750,000 Vietnam vets to die of cancer with no need to invoke Agent Orange or any other special explanation. That your husband also served in the Korean War indicates he didn’t exactly die as a kid. No official study, including the on-going one of Ranchhanders who did the spraying, has ever found a cancer elevation in Vietnam vets who actually served in the country. I needn’t trot out my myriad articles and book chapters on Agent Orange to indicate that I know a bit more about it than you; your inability to even spell “dioxin” makes the case nicely.

All you and your fellow loonies are doing is trying to terrify the brave men and women who served this nation in a thankless war. You should be called the “Quilts of Fears Lady.”

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

I have had my say, I do not have the time to waste on the likes of you.

[omitted] Le Fevre

The Skeptical Mr. Furmento

Joe [a third party]:

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You might want to pass the following on to the skeptical, Mr. Furmento [sic]. It is an actual court case of a [sic] Oregon U.S. Forestry [sic] worker who died. Dow lost this case. It is a matter of public record and is no longer posted on our website as indicated in the text file.

[female name omitted] Young

Dear Ms. Young and Joe:

Or should I just refer to you together as “Mighty Joe Young”?

By your logic, if a California jury cleared O.J. Simpson of his alleged double homicide, then as a matter of fact, and not just of law, O.J. Simpson must be not guilty. You may well believe that. Problem is, in a civil trial, O.J. lost. Are you confused? Or is it only now dawning on you that 12 people from various walks of life sitting on a jury are not the last word on whether exposure to a certain chemical causes illness.

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Agent Orange made me do it!  
In the Oregon case, the jury found for the plaintiff on the basis of the testimony of a single doctor. The chemical involved was not Agent Orange, but another one called 2-4-D. Making an assumption convenient to your position, that Agent Orange and 2-4-D cause identical problems, we are still left with nothing more than the conclusion that the deceased had sprayed 2-4-D, that later the deceased contracted cancer, and therefore the chemical caused the disease. By that logic, if you broke your toe the day after Bill Clinton was elected, Bill Clinton's election caused your broken toe. Bill Clinton did a lot of bad things, but he didn’t break your toe.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Mr. Fumento:

Also, FYI, pesticide and dioxin for all intents and purposes in this particular case are one in the same.....or what part of Agent Orange (2,4D-T) and 2,4D can't you comprehend or connect? The connection is that they are in the same family of "pesticide"/"dioxin", causes of illness and death are virtually the same. There are literally thousands of families who have lost beloved members of their families at an early age because of BOTH of these. I'm sure once you honestly and sincerely try to have an open mind about Agent Orange (and the other "colored" agents) you will be able to see the forest for the trees in this matter......the statistics are there and they cannot be refuted.

Sincerely,
[omitted] Young
Legal Assistant
Co-Editor, The Northwest Veterans Newsletter

Dear Legal Assistant Young:

You put them in the same “family” because you find it convenient, not because the chemistry demands it. That also goes for you lumping in all the other “colored” agents, meaning the various mixes of chemicals used as defoliants in Vietnam as identified by the color of the stripe on the barrels that contained them. The defoliants that saved our men’s lives by denying cover to the enemy. You’re right about them having a similarity in “causes of illnesses and death” because none has ever been proven to cause anything other than skin irritation. There are literally no families who have lost beloved members of their families at any age because of either of these. I’m sure once you bothered to do the least bit of medical research you’ll see you have no statistics on your side. You have people with sob stories that consist of nothing more than their heartfelt “belief” that while their non-vet neighbors are dying of cancer, heart disease, and stroke that their cancer, heart disease, and stroke must be caused by a chemical with which most Vietnam vets had no contact whatsoever.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Attorney
Author of myriad books and articles and of the Mythbusters ‘R’ Us website.

Maybe He’s Referring to the Defunct Aircraft Maker, Fokker

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Now this is a Fokker!  
From: dmzjess@[omitted]
[“DMZ” is short for “demilitarized zone.” Yes, it’s another pathetic vet who can’t leave the only brief moment of glory in his life.]

I think all veterans here have shot better men than mfumentallyabsent [sic] has ever, or will ever come in contact with. Clearly this somnambulent sissifies [Huh?] is so desperate for attention that he picks on one group who would have no trouble if he went to "sleep" and was never heard from again. To be so disrespectful to a lady who has made a meaningful patchwork quilt of those who were killed after the war is so low that a snake would crawl over his topside. The fact that his "fight" is solely thru email further demonstraates [sic] his cowardice.

Right on to the brothers and sisters in slapping this fukker [sic] upside his empty head.

Dear dmz:

Let’s get this straight. An entire wing of a cyberspace insane asylum flames me after one of the inmates commands them to, but I’m “picking on” them? And they made this decision to flame me because I’M desperate for attention? Never mind a book chapter and myriad articles on Agent Orange, my fight is solely through email. And a woman who terrorizes Vietnam vets by making “Quilts of Fears” is a saint? Hmm . . . Just what I’d expect from my first hatemailer who can’t even spell the word “f**cker.”

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

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From: [omitted]@soft-vision.com

Dearest Mfumento (M fu*king u men to) @cs.com or where else - (@(c)o*k (s)uckers).com

I know I'm IQ challenged ( you sound like a clinton clone - bet you learned how to "havatamps" on his lap ) - but at least I have an excuse.

I guess you don't know what you are doing. No one sends a correct eMail addy - who was a former government employee and from what I understand now an Esq... unless they enjoy the controversy of the argument. Yet, there, in essence is no controversy, as despite your present position that mirrors your state, it lack nuts. The court in the AO Lit, despite the AOVet & Family receiving the short end of the stick where the sun don't shine - judicially ( law of the land donchaknow) all who served in vietnam ( based on "the evidence") are presumed harmed.

So what you have to say, that seems to be a poor attemt [sic] to market drivel, calling it "book(s)" -- doesn't really matter.

Seeing you have money - I don't or I'd be there in VA, I invite you to visit Houston and our Dojang on Beechnut. Being an attorney you will fully understand why you have to sign a waiver before we engage in tradition. I will also offer this, seeing you appear a bit afemininate [sic] in your photo's [sic]... you can ware[sic] protective gear - I won't. You can also have the first kick, punch, elbow... what ever [sic] your female heart desires, you just have to make it count. I will give you the opportunity to do, [sic] what you are trying to do "in writeing" [sic] without much success - kick someone [sic] butt. We got a deal?

I also had my former Mom-In-Law [sic] look over your drivel. The "Mrs. Lowell Thomas" ( if your really a writer you'll know who I am speaking of ) said, get a life - get a job.

I don't mind your insults -- infact [sic] they lite [sic] my fire -- get my drift...

So what ya [sic] say... I'm 52 -- come on you can do it.

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We'll even have an audience -- Gulf War Vets, ( some in chairs) and Old, [sic] Gray [sic] and worn out (NOT) AOVets -- Some in chairs..

You can bring your own audience - if you can find anyone.

In fine, miss on you pister - you ain't so mucking fuch!

Joe [omitted], active member
Kim's Institute of Tae Kwon Do
Texas State Professional Tae Kwon Do Federation
( Member of both Boards of Directors)
" Come On - Get a Kick out of Life"

Dear soft-brain:

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At least we agree on your lack of IQ. And I just love these threats I get from people who tell me to shell out several hundred dollars and fly a few thousand miles so they can beat me up. I guess that’s considered macho in the boonies. As to your alleged Tae Kwon Do expertise, why is it I get the feeling the last time you were near a kick was when that mule bucked and put a permanent hoof mark in your head?

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Another Agent Orange Drowning Victim

Dear Mr. Fumento,

I resent [sic] your comments about Agent Orange and the men who served in Viet Nam.

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We have proof that my husband, who served as a #1machine gunner, on the ground was exposed to over 200,000 gallons of Agent Orange not to mention Agent White and Agent Blue. As he and his platoon were out in the field for a week or more at a time they were constantly subjected to walking thru [sic] the areas that had been recently spayed [sic] with these products. [A message from your local Humane Society: Be sure to spay or neuter your jungle!]

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Before you go spouting your mouth off about Agent Orange and the vets that know they were exposed you had better get your facts straight. The lost [sic] of our son to this deadly form [what form?] of cancer and the very high possiblity [sic] that it came as the result of my husband's exposure to Agent Orange hurts just as much as if our son had been killed in that war.

Now if you think that there is no danger in Agent Orange then I challenge you to go take a bath in it and lets [sic] see what happens to you.

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[How is that these self-made experts on Agent Orange don’t seem to know it hasn’t been produced in decades?]

Well I could say more but I think I have gotten my point across. Whether you choose to understand is another matter.

Sincerely,
Marge [omitted], ;wife a Viet Nam Agent Orange exposed Vet and proud of it.

Dear Marge,

Yes, you got your point across just as soon as I read that your husband was exposed to slightly more defoliant than was sprayed during the entire war. Thanks for another note smuggled out of the psycho ward.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

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Sir, we have paper work that shows how much AO was sprayed, in what sector and what year. That is from government records. So I am quoting from their own information so if you have a problem with that then you should take that up with them.

And as for psycho ward.....Mister you are so far out in left field you have no idea of what you are talking about. Trust me I have done research on this for almost 20 years. You obvioulsy [sic] have some connection to the same type of folks that [sic] think the Holacaust [sic] was a hoax.

Sorry if I bothered you. I guess I should know that there are plenty of jerks out in the world that have not been thru [sic] what many of our vets have been thru [sic].

[Rest of letter omitted to keep gag reflex from becoming operative.]

Sincerelly [sic],
Mrs. [omitted]

Yup, you know where all the Agent Orange was sprayed — and every last drop was dumped on your hubby's head. If Agent Orange had killed him it would have been from drowning!

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

UnBEARably Windy

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Hi! I'm BEAR!  
From BEAR 317@[omitted]

Mr. Furmento:

[96 words omitted]

Don't attack my reasoning Mr. Furmento [sic].

[Two zillion words omitted.]

Dear BEAR,

Considering you’re unable to even correctly spell my name, I hardly see any point in attacking your reasoning.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento, er, Furmento

Mr. Fumento,

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As a former Federal employee and patrol officer,and as an Investigator now,I have found you to be a wanna be [sic], your bio [on my web site at http://www.fumento.com/biography.html] is lies, exaggerated beyond belief, you offer no data or true cites to prove your theory or claims, you have a history of bad performance as a Government [sic] Attorney [sic], pumped up academic claims and most of all, you have been proven to be a liar on several occasions. Especially on radio talk shows.

You fit a profile of someone who lacks the ability to make it on your own credentials, so you overstate yourself to make up for your deficiencies, You sir, are a pathological liar.

I have no use to further debate with a liar and condemn you for your attacks on Veterans [sic] and Widows [sic] of true American heroes.

If you continue to attack these fine people, I will contact some more of the people from your school days in the Midwest [sic] and the federal employees that are aware of your shoddy and poor positions you held as a Government [sic] Attorney [sic]. You have severe psychological problems and need professional help. Remember, public records are easy to look into, and your lies are easily found out.

Investigating a fraud as pompous as you is not hard as you make a lot of enemies with your lies and boasts.

John [omitted]
Firebase Phoenix

Dear John,

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You list as your address a camp that hasn’t existed for over a quarter of a century, but I’m the one with severe psychological problems, eh?

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Yes, I do not list my address as I worked in law enforcement for a long time, and yes you are a liar, and a fraud.

No, I suspect you really do think you’re still at Firebox Phoenix, cutting holes in the wire, turning the Claymore mines around, and letting your buddies in black pajamas know the exact location of where the ammo is stored. You clearly care nothing about former Vietnam soldiers.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Oops, I’ve Done it Now!

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Ok mister you've gone and done it now. HOW DARE YOU insult a caring and compassionate woman like Jennie. HOW DARE YOU insult the brave men and women who serve our country to keep jerks like you free. I don't know who in the hell you think you are but that's where I think you should go STRAIGHT TO HELL!! My husband served his country for 26 years. Three tours in Vietnam and is [sic] now dying slowly from Agent Orange poisoning. His VA doctors have stated in writing that his illnesses are caused by Agent Orange. Where did you get your medical degree?? You don't believe AO causes illnesses, ever hear of Times Beach, MO? What about all the cancers, birth defects and deaths reported there? Never happened, right??

I'm done with you. I do not have the time or the patience to deal with the likes of you. Take your web site, your WRONG conclusions and shove them where the sun don't shine.

[omitted] Crow
Proud to be a VetWife

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Eating crow  
Just for the sake of having you eat Crow, I’ll answer the part about Times Beach. Published epidemiological studies of the residents who were removed after the area became contaminated with dioxin show their health is exactly what it should be. Like Viet vets and their offspring, they get cancer and birth defects and deaths and they get them at the same rate and the same point in their lives as other Americans.

If your husband is really dying – and nothing any of you say is worth spit – then I’m sorry about that. But considering that he’s living with you, I assure you he’s going to a better place.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

From: [omitted] Crow

ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Mrs. Crow,

Well, at least you’re no longer being a windbag!

Lifestyles of the Sick and Fatuous

One Week [sic] in our lifestyle [sic] would show you AO exist [sic], we would not wish it on anyone. God help you for yor [sic] misguided views. Wife and caregiver to a fairly sucessful [sic] Viet Nam Veteran [sic], stricken at 49

Positives: THE FACT THAT HE GETS UP EVERY MORNING.

1. A DAY IN THE LIFE OF TIM O. [omitted], VIET NAM VETERAN TWO TOURS VIET NAM:

CEREBROVASCULAR ACCIDENT (PERSEVERATION [sic] & APHASIA), HEPATITIS, MALARIA, (have the Viet Nam Records)

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SERONEGATIVE RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS, Tim's legs are drawn in place, they are bent all the time, he cannot let them down flat

DEGENERATIVE JOINT DISEASE (OSTEO ARTHRITIS [sic]),

CERVICAL SPINE,

AGENT ORANGE HERBICIDE EXPOSURE,

NECROSIS OF THE HIPS ( BONES THAT YOU HEAR CRUNCHING TOGETHER WHEN YOU LIFT ALL HIS BODY WEIGHT TO HELP HIM MOVE,

SCOOTER MOBILITY
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BATHROOMS HAVE BEEN GIVEN LARGER DOOR OPENINGS FOR VETERAN TO USE/ VA REMODELED PRESENT HOME ECONOMICALLY/ INTO A HANDICAPPED HOME SITUATION. GROOMING TAKES A GOOD ONE TO TWO HOURS, WITH TRANSFER BOARD TO GET INTO SHOWER FOR BATHING , SHAVING WITH ELECTRIC SHAVER . VETERAN HAS MOVABLE HOSPITAL BED,ALL TOOLS SUCH A [sic] SHAVER HAVE TO BE CLEANED BY CAREGIVER AND SHE HAS TO BE AVAILABLE TO ASSIST AT ALL TIMES DUE TO USE OF ONE ARM. LEFT ARM

FREQUENCY OF URINATION (HAVE TO TAKE A SMALL URINAL AT ALL TIMES)WHEELCHAIR/ SCOOTER MOBILITY. WIFE CATHETERIZES FOUR TIMES A DAY RATHER THAN HAVE THE INDWELLING [indwelling?] CATHETER, SO HE WILL NOT LOSE THE ABILITY TO URINATE. HE HAS A FLACCID BLADDER ,"LAZY BLADDER" THIS ALLOWS BOTH THE VETERAN AND CAREGIVER TO GET A BETTER NIGHTS SLEEP, AFTER TWO YEARS.

HE STILL MANAGE [sic] TO SMILE. ( WIFE WRITES ALL THIS)

Ya know, as much as one tries to feel sorry for people like you, you make it so darned hard. Let’s get this straight. You’re blaming his malaria and hepatitis, both infectious diseases, on Agent Orange. He has "perseveration.” That means he is a steadfast person. You say he has “seronegative rheumatoid arthritis,” which means simply that he has tested negative for the disease. He has a cervical spine. I’m happy for him. It means he has the upper part of his backbone, which is what “cervical spine” means. At the age of 49 he has osteoarthritis. That probably puts him in the company of about a third of Americans in that age range, myself included. He had a “cerebrovascular accident,” whatever that is. If after all this you expect me to believe he really did have exposure to any amount of Agent Orange, you’re believing wrong, lady. You’re just another pathetic person who can’t accept that fortune does not smile on all of us evenly. Perhaps I should write a letter to Bill Gates complaining that I don’t have his money, and blame that on Ingrown Toenail Syndrome.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

From IQ22:

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We are doing a little research into your past. Your friend Joyce Riley has a special place in her heart for you. Do you remember her? I have a couple [sic] friends that are looking into your work with the government and a couple of attorneys looking into your ethics. Alan Levin, MD. JD. Esq. is contacting your Bar Association in [sic] our behalf. I am doing something special for you too. I am adding your e-mails to us [sic] and link [sic] to your no brainier [sic] site. It would behoove you to back off the AO Friends and Families. Your opinion is loud and clear, however with out [sic] merit or facts. You have taken Stolen Valor to new heights, proved you are incapable of having a conversation with out [sic] defending your lies. Please don't leave us yet, we are working as fast as we can to bring you into the light. I took the privilege of sending your site to Australia [sic] and to a few friends down under. You never know we maybe [sic] better at make [sic] you famous then anything you have done as a loser. The people you are attacking have worked hard to help Veterans [sic] through very difficult times in their lives. The women you have and are continuing to attack are friends with hundreds of Veterans [sic] across the country. Jennie has done nothing to you, but you have trashed her like some criminal. Terri has lost her son and her husband is very sick. It is documented by doctors and facts. What makes you think these women need to be beat up by you? It is my opinion that you just can't stand being a loser or by yourself. Don't blame the world because you are afraid of joining the military or that you are gay. It is OK, [sic] to come out of the closet, there are even web sites for you. Now be a good girl and make up with your boy friend [sic], we have simply had enough of your big mouth, which is always full. You just never know who is watching you or what your boy friends [sic] are saying behind your back? That does leave a question.......... did they really kick you out of the boy scouts [sic]? My best advice is to stop harassing grunts, your [sic] out of your league. Would you care to be a guest on a Veterans News Hour? I am sure Joyce would join you again. I promise to call in.

Wow! It's amazing what you can do over the Internet these days, even within the confines of a straitjacket! Yes, I remember Joyce Riley. She’s the woman who’s sure she has Gulf War Syndrome but keeps changing her story as to whether she picked it up in the Gulf (where she never served), or as a nurse in a San Diego hospital. But she is sure that the government invented AIDS. She even has a document dated 1970 that she says ordered its development. Problem is, the first U.S. AIDS case has been traced back to 1969. Wow!

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

The Voice of True Compassion

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I have a question for you. Are you this cruel to everyone that says Dioxin [sic] has caused them cancer or given their children birth defects? And have you ever been exposed to a chemical that causes God knows how many problems? Do you criticize people that have been exposed to asbestos and years down the road developed asbestosis or worse, mesothelioma? What about gas station attendants that [sic] inhaled and stepped in gasoline for years and developed problems. Do you tell them that they imagine their aliments [sic]? Why are you so mean? Isn't it easier to get your beliefs across without ridiculing?

Just wondering,
Kathleen [omitted]

Dear Kathleen:

I have a question for you. People from your group have called me a "fukker," a homosexual, a draft dodger (I was 13 when the draft ended), a lunatic, a liar, a bastard, a paid lackey, a coward, a friend of Jane Fonda, have told me to kill myself and also told me that if I didn't they'd do it for me. This whole thing began with a message declaring "Here is the PUKES [sic] name and address and phone . . . " They also talked about my mother giving oral sex to strange men. But none of that bothers you in the least. Doesn't that indicate that you have a very narrow definition of the word "cruel"? Your people have made clear they don’t care in the least for my beliefs or for the facts. They’re just a bunch of crybaby victim wannabees. Sorry, I save my sympathy for those who deserve it.

Just wondering,
Michael Fumento

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I never heard of you, and I never saw anything you have written. If I have, I stored it somewhere in my memory banks of "stuff I'll think about later". It does bother me that people have to stoop to hurling derogatory statements to others just to be heard. I personally never heard people criticize you, and if they did, I'm sorry, those things that you say were said to you were cruel. So, my definition of the word cruel got broader, didn't it. When is all this hate going to end?

It will end when people let science and reason prevail, and not emotions. When the people in your group accept that we all age, we all sicken, and we all die, and that nobody is guaranteed the average life expectancy because "averages" are just that. Some of us die at 100 and some at birth, and life's not fair but that's the way it is.

Sincerely (truly, this time),
Michael Fumento

Thank you for your honest and thought provoking answer. I guess some people just have a hard time dealing with the loss that comes with life and accepting it. Personally, I don't think people will ever let science & reason prevail over emotions. Maybe some will, but many of them are wearing blinders.

Kathleen

And I thank you, Kathleen

All the best,
Mike

From IQ22:

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Hello M fu*king u men to@co*ksuckers.com,

I guess there is one way to get my point across, put on your flack [sic] jacket and lets [sic] rock and roll. I ware [sic] my straight [sic] jacket! Do you like ice fishing? I promise they will let me out for an extinguished (sic!!!) visitor as you [sic]. Do you like to dance, I will come to your favorite place. Your call! I will only use my thumb, bring a designated driver. Please call [omitted]

That's just like you, IQ22. You only wear one article of clothing day in and day out and you can’t even spell it. No one has ever referred to me as “extinguished” before, so I feel really honored about that. Finally, I think that if you use your finger instead of your thumb, you won’t get so many nose bleeds.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Subj: Anger

Hi you [sic],

I can not [sic] believe anyone like you lives on this earth. How cruel and insensitive you were to [omitted] Crow, a friend of mine, whose husband is suffering and dying from cancer caused from Agent Orange. I cried tears for her when I read your reply to her. What kind of a person are you, you are an evil person.Yes, we know you are a lawyer and the Bible says, Woe unto the lawyers [sic]. You must be the first one he [sic] spoke about. Don't think God is'nt [sic] watching you, yes, every move you make.You think you can escape us but you cannot escape God, he knows and sees everything you do. He does not like you to attack those who have heavy hearts.

And by the way, what little you know, quilts are not knit [sic] as you stated before, they are sewn. You do not even have command of the English language. You must have been watching too much television. That commerical [sic] that showed women sitting around a quilt frame pretending they are making quilted paper towels, they were using knitting needles. You must have fell for it, later the commerical [sic] changed showing them using sewing needles as they should have been using in the first place. I do think you owe Terri an apology, what a terrible thing to say to the wife of a dying man. How insulting. As I said to you before, we do not need the likes of you in our lives. Go back under your rock and leave us alone. I will not become involed [sic] in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Do not expect a reply

Le Fevre

Dear Feverish,
Subject: Stupidity

1. There’s not a soul on earth who can distinguish a cancer caused by a given toxic chemical and that same cancer in a person who never had exposure to that chemical. To spell it out further, that includes you.

2. Why do you bother to ask what kind of a person I am if you’re going to answer yourself, even in the same sentence?

3. In the Book of Matthew, it states: "Woe unto you also, ye lawyers! for ye lade men with burdens grievous to be borne, and ye yourselves touch not the burdens with one of your fingers.” I haven’t been a practicing attorney for over a decade, though I remain a member of the bar in good standing. I turned down a more lucrative profession to become a science writer. It’s because of that job that your people are attacking me. Yahoos like you are my burden.

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4. I was unaware that the Bible was a “he,” rather than an “it.” If you were referring to God, it would be spelled “He.”

5. I was unaware that He had removed St. Peter and appointed you in his stead.

6. While you pretend to be a toxicologist, you don’t even know much about quilting. Any number of verbs can be used to identify the process of constructing a quilt, including “making,” “sewing,” “quilting,” and, yes, “knitting.” A three-second search on the Internet would tell you that. Get somebody to teach you how to use it.

7. For the umpteenth time, your posse of pathetics began the attack on me. If you can’t take it, don’t dish it out.

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

The Best Kind of Traitor

KRANDIAll@[omitted] wrote:

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Well, !! [sic] Look who has crawled from under his rock.. [sic] The little Mr. Parasite Mfumento.. [sic] I thought you had done us all an honor and disappear after our little battle a few years ago on your article that you had written for Reason magazine on the GWS.. [sic] I see you still [sic] feeding off of peoples [sic] grief.. (sic( Tell me something are you still claiming your [sic] a science writer.. [sic] Or let me rephrase that SCI Fiction Writer [sic].

So tell me Mr. Fumento.. Are [sic] you still lining your pockets from company grants that have much to lose [sic] if the world found out how they had lied?? Or do you get paid now for each tear you can gather up from each widows [sic] heartbreak and grief.. [sic] Or is it on how many limbs are missing on Victims [sic] of all wars. I recalled you had said once that you were a Vet.. [sic] By the way you attack Veterans [sic] and there [sic] families in all of your articles [sic]. I say your [sic] a traitor at its best.

Dear KRANDIA11:

Well, then at least I’d be good at something. Are you a moron at it’s worst or at it’s best?

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

She Just Dont Care

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Oh let me assure you Mr. Fumento.. Any evil thing you have to say in response to this e-mail isn't going to effect [sic] me.. I am a Vetwife [sic] and a Proud [sic] one at that. [sic] and I know you will try to but I will not let you succeed in doing so.. Cause [sic] your words are just that words and since what ever [sic] you have to say isn't important to me, I dont [sic] care what you say .. cause you Mr. Fumrnto [sic] dont have what it takes to knock me down.

Ida
Proud Wife of a Veteran
Mother of a Soldier

Dear Ida,

Tell me, is there a new style guide out that says that sentences should now end with two periods? While I haven’t the least desire to knock you down, I’m intrigued at your assertion that it can’t be done. Do I assume correctly that you are one of those things they sold in my youth that has a tiny little head and huge round bottom? I still remember the ditty: “Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down!”

Sincerely,
Michael Fumento

Raging Bull

Dear Sir,

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I just read some of your article. And sir you are full of BULL. Speaking for myself GWS is very real the rashes , diarrhea , muscle and joint pain , fatigue,etc. etc . , I have lived with these problems since shortly after the war. SO maybe you should get your information from a more reliable source , us [sic] GULF VETS .

Sincerely,
William Steven Parr
USMC

Dear Sir,

I just read all of your letter. And sir you are full of BULL. Speaking for myself, I wanted to go to Vietnam but the war ended when I was 15. That said, during any six-month period of my life that I can remember I have had at least one rash, diarrhea, muscle and joint pain, fatigue, and probably the etc., etc. part, too. SO maybe you should stop blaming a long-past war, get on with your life, and get your information from a more reliable source, SCIENCE.

Sincerely,
Michael Aaron Fumento
US Army

And Now, for Something Completely Different . . .

Dear Mr. Fumento,

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Just read your web site on Agent Orange. You are the only one (in my opinion) who writes about this subject properly. I sprayed that defoliant for Ranch Hand for two years, getting it all over me on every mission (because we sprayed with cockpit windows open since it was over 100 degrees and our planes had no air conditioning). We had to overlap the spray to avoid leaving streaks [in the foilage] and the defoliant really flew in the window. I wore sun glasses to keep it out of my eyes. My health is excellent and my children are both very, very healthy with well-above intelligence. Yet we hear constantly from soldiers who claim they may have walked through a sprayed area [just] one day and are now deathly ill because of it.

John Hodgin

Dear Mr. Fumento,

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I served in the US Navy during the Viet Nam war, 1967 to 1971, as a hospital corpsman. My wife suffers from a rare gamma globulin disorder that requires monthly injections to prevent recurrent pneumonia. My oldest son has insulin dependent diabetes and was diagnosed at age 21 months. My daughter was just diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic lymphoma and is undergoing a stem cell transplant. I'm fat and bald. Unfortunately, I was stationed in San Diego during my entire enlistment and can't blame any of this bad luck on agent orange. Human beings are good at seeing patterns even when they don't exist. Keep up the good work.

Paul Havens

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