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But in the Winter, 2000, issue, I found it disconcerting to see what appeared to be inconsistent [sic] data given in one article, and a seriously incorrect comment stated as fact, in another – which brings ALL of the information by those authors, at the least, into question:
In Fumento's article on "AIDS – Making the Worst out of a Good Situation" –
First, he stated in his open paragraph, that, "AIDS cases decreased from approximately 60,000 in 1997 to about 48,000 in 1998, according to the Centers for Disease Control . . ."
But in the adjacent column, he stated, ". . . CDC infection rates . . . the last several years, the agency has hald [sic] to a nice, round, unsubstantiated guess of 40,000 per year."
60,000 and 48,000 is a 20%-33% self-contradiction compared to 40,000. Additionally, in one part he states, "CDC infection rates have never been anything but guesses . . . ." Yet in the very next paragraph he states, "The hard data are that teen AIDS cases are declining; in 1998 there were all of 444."
If the CDC rates are "guesses," how can the author declare that there were exactly 444 – rather than perhaps, "approximately 450" or "about 400 to 500"?
These LARGE self-contradictions were so substantive that I ended up feeling that I couldn't trust anything Fumento wrote in that article. NOT a good reflection on Hudson's reputation!
Jim [omitted]
[position omitted], MicroTimes Magazine
Hey Jim,
It's the year 2000, the AIDS epidemic is now in its 19th year, and therefore I must assume you are A) the only person on the planet who doesn't know an AIDS "case" is one thing and an "infection," quite another, and B) rather than presume that HE must have made a mistake somewhere and figure out what it was, fires a broadside at a medical writer. NOT a good reflection on Jim's reputation!
All the best,
Michael Fumento
Bypassing the quibble about whether or not nonmedical, lay readers would or would not assume that "AIDS cases" means the same thing as "AIDS infections" – I've asked a group of sex-information counselors for their thoughts on the matter, and will respond later.
– jim
Um, excuse me Jim, "quibble" about the difference between HIV infection and full-blown AIDS cases? Do you call it quibbling to differentiate between having a neck ache and being decapitated? And with tens of thousands of news articles out there that for some reason distinguish between AIDS cases and HIV infections, you're going to "a group of sex-information counselors for their thoughts on the matter . . . " My guess is their thoughts are they have better things to do than to respond to you. In any case, the CDC has very strict definitions for each; you hardly need call together a committee.
Jim, get a life, get some humility, get two brain cells and don't call me in the morning.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
[At this point, gentle reader, Jim went absolutely bonkers, sending out three different e-mails in about three minutes’ time. I responded:]
Your momma's calling little boy! Go away and let the grownups do their work!
[Then our genius friend sent copies to absolutely every e-mail address at the Hudson Institute. I could only conclude that Jim didn’t work for MicroTimes, but rather MicroBrains. I wrote:]
It is really rather amazing that somebody in the year 2000 would not have the intelligence to know the difference between and AIDS case and an infection, nor the humility to keep his ignorance to himself, but rather to go on blasting it away to anyone whose email address he can find. You are not wanted here; I suspect you are not wanted anywhere. Now go away. Shoo! Scat!
The Pudge Factory
From: IBJiggin@[omitted]
Hello Mikey!
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Mr. Pudge Himself – just count those rolls of fat.
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I couldn't help but notice your pudgy face in my newspaper again this morning. Imagine my surprise. Like I said, however, your face is looking a little pudgy. Do they not take that into account when they give you a "perfect" rating? Or do they reevaluate as you gain weight?
Speaking of reevaluating; Your column today was especially uninteresting, it was entitled: "Scientists will fudge data to get published" . Gee, really? For once, I think the paper picked a good source for that type of article. After all, based on your position, "The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS," I figured you wrote the book on fudging data to get published. See if you can fudge these: Close to 50 million people infected, with approximately 11 more men, women, and children becoming infected every 60 seconds. And just imagine, based on your assertions, all of them are gay. There are four countries in the southern part of Africa who number 25% of their total
population suffering from AIDS. So a quarter of them are homosexuals too?
There must not be a shred of pink fabric left for miles.
I want to close quickly, because you really don't warrant more than a few seconds of time, but I did want to let you know that you still have one or two people who still read you. Even if it is just for a laugh.
Regards,
Gary [omitted]
Heterosexual AIDS patient, President-Michael Fumento Fan Club-Colorado Chapter.
Hey Garish!
What really ticked you off? Seeing a piece by me in your local paper, or the fact that last week the CDC released its annual AIDS report and, yes, yet again the total number of AIDS cases and heterosexual transmission cases are both down. Does that make you sad? Are your feelings hurt?
While we have solid data on the U.S., Canada, and Western Europe, and all that data show AIDS cases and heterosexual AIDS cases declining, the 50 million worldwide figure you provide is an estimate of infections made by an organization (the World Health Organization) that gets money in part on the size of its estimates. Most of us would consider that not particularly reliable. But since you think it serves your purpose, you don't worry about such things.
All of them gay? That's not what I wrote in an entire chapter in my AIDS book, entitled "But what about Africa?" But it's a lot more fun blasting people than reading what they've written, isn't it Gary?
Another factor is that individual countries are counting deaths from many different diseases as AIDS deaths. (Unlike in the U.S., there is no requirement that the person have tested HIV+ .) Why would they do this? Because they know that people like you probably don't even know that millions of Africans die each year from curable diseases like malaria, TB, and pathogens that cause fatal diarrhea. And if you did know, you wouldn't care. But say the word "AIDS" and
everybody comes running with doctors and money. Your own letter makes it clear you don't give a rodent's rump about these people; you're exploiting them. Guess that's just the kinda guy you are!
As to my alleged pudginess, I have a body mass index of 23, which is considered essentially perfect. But I know that many homosexuals are partial to super thin men. Oh, but you're emphatic that you're heterosexual. Well sure you are, Gary. It's just that one night you went to a gay bar only because you really like the music and you saw that kind of cute guy across
the floor and you really had had too much to drink and next thing you know . . . . Or no, here's what happened. You were in a straight bar but somebody must have slipped you one of those pills you hear about in the stories where the guy wakes up in a bathtub of ice with both kidneys removed. But in your case, you woke up in another man’s bed with a sore rear end. Poor, poor, Gary. So misunderstood and so upset that fewer and fewer new Americans are sharing his disease with him.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
The Poo Principle
[This seems related to Gary’s AIDS hate mail, in that my alleged obesity once again rears its ugly face.]
dlingl@[omitted] iopener.net writes:
your [sic] on the list
Dear Mr. (omitted):
Thanks. But what list?
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
the [sic] sHit [sic] list!
Well, dingaling, that probably explains why you can't spell "you're," don’t know that sentences begin with capital letters, and think for some odd reason that the “H” in “shit” deserves emphasis. Maybe your brains are in your, well, dingaling.
hey dik hed,yor an english major 2. kan u kount 2 3. eye no ware u liv. r u reddi,wiling and able? go suk on a pus sandwitch.hahahahahahahaha phuck u phat boi.
[He quickly amended this with another note.]
Michael Fumento is a phat ass punk.wanna phight.hunt this animal asshole.
Actually, dingaling, I prefer the unintentional misspellings to the intended ones. Much greater entertainment value. And I do thank you for the anatomy lesson, in that I thought ONLY animals had anuses. That’ll teach me the next time a tree goes poo on my shoe.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Racial Hate
Gee, Hasn’t She Heard of “Little Black Sambo?”
One brief comment [regarding “HBO'S Anti-Whitewashed Fairy Tales”]:
You seem not to have done any research into the effect of raising children of one race in a world where they are only exposed to movies portraying characters not of their race. You seem to be of the typical understanding that when all the characters (or all the desirable characters) in children's films and fairytale books are white, that’s ok because then EVERYONE can relate to them; whereas, movies portaying [sic] no whites and only characters of color are narrow-minded and inaccessible to any but those in the specific race indicated.
Do you have any idea how my black daughter and her asian [sic] friends are effected [sic] by exclusive exposure to Disney's Cinderella, Snow White, Little Mermaid, or even the white illustrations of Grimm and Hans Christian Anderson? How dare you think that YOU and images of YOU represent universality, while images of OTHERS are offensive and insulting.
Whites, like yourself (I assume), dare to envision God, Christ, and the angels as white. You think YOU are the world. Well, we know better. We know that the majority of the world is of color even though the majority of the US is without color. And, to buffer ourselves from the extreme hubris and eurocentrism of this country, we delight in films, books, worlds where you are not predominant or present.
Venus [omitted]
Dear Venus,
From the goddess of love, I might have expected a bit less bile.
You speak of children in a world “only exposed to movies portraying characters not of their race.” Pray, what world would that be, when ranked among our top movie stars are the likes of Denzel Washington, Eddie Murphy, Danny Glover, Wesley Snipes, Laurence Fishburne, Samuel L. Jackson, Halle Berry, Vanessa Williams, and many other blacks? Michael Jordan, whose talent on film is inverse to that on the basketball court, nevertheless starred in a major film. Films aside, I suppose Oprah Winfrey has the most successful talk show in history because all those whites who tune in think she just has a terrific tan?
Why are the above actors and actresses such box-office draws? Because with a few exceptions such as yourself, movie-goers DO relate to actors regardless of skin color. A recent hit film, “Romeo Must Die,” starred a Hong Kong actor and featured a group of blacks in the best light, Asians in the middle, and whites worst. No, I didn’t picket the movie; I watched it and enjoyed it.
Fairy-tale characters should be depicted as resembling the original characters they were based on. Hansel and Gretel were Germanic, hence it’s as wrong to make them black or Asian as it would be to make Gretel a boy and Hansel a girl. You may call that bigotry; I call it accuracy. I would find it no less obnoxious than seeing Frederick Douglass portrayed by Keanu Reeves or even George Clooney.
Obviously you completely disagree with the minister who once proclaimed, “I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.” Your dream is of a color-coded world, where story-lines and actors are carefully chosen to fall into neat categories that are literally skin-deep.
My sympathy to your daughter, for having to grow up in a home where white and black and are so clearly delineated. And by the way, I really do wish I could remember who the fellow was that I just quoted, but I can’t. I’m sure you understand; after all, he was black and I’m not.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Anthrax Vaccination Hate
The Führer Lives!
[Note: This is the same Charlie from Hate Mail Volume III who kept sticking his foot deeper and deeper into his mouth. He obviously has a very deep throat.]
Message text written by "Charlie":
You say what you must "to make you feel good". I've never heard of someone like you, well maybe Hitler? Your opinion is all one sided, you stand alone. You say you served in the military, you disgrace the military with your one-sided views. If you can live with it, than I guess I can too. I will not bother you any more, I don't want to waste my time on your nonsense anymore. Everyone has their opinion, yours DOESN'T count!!!
Dear Charlie,
Interesting how times change. When I was in the military, there were lots of people with strong points of view but that wasn't considered disgraceful. What was considered most disgraceful was being a whimp. That's you, Charlie. You signed a piece of paper saying you were ready to
give your life for your country, then somebody brandishes a syringe and needle and you head for the hills. Everyone has their opinion, just so we're clear that yours is the self-serving one of a sniveling little momma's boy who's afraid of a shot that hundreds of thousands of other people have taken without so much as a single complaint.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
I’m a Soul Man . . .
Its [sic] obvious you have more strings attached to you than a cheap piano. You attack the very people that defend your right to speak and write freely. Remember this always, all that you have is your soul.
No, actually the people who have been criticizing me lately (and receiving it back) pledged to defend this nation but suddenly decided that when faced with the sharp end of a needle filled with vaccine that cowardice was the better part of valor. I, on the other hand, served this nation in the armed forces for four years, took all my shots (without considering myself a hero for doing so), and received an honorable discharge. My guess is that's more than you can say. Or so says the puppeteer who pulls my strings.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Defender of the Brownies
Mr. Fumento,
You replied to a friend of mine regarding the anthrax shot and saying that the guard and reserve forces are a bunch of brownies [sic] and other fun things like that. You obviously have not been keeping up with current events as far as inoculations are concerned with the current administration. I think that you are probably a poser and have no idea what being in a special
unit is all about, you should do some research prior to replying in such a negative manner. Simple facts say that we are basically being experimented on with different inoculations. I am to [sic] tired to get into detail about this right now but if you would like I will send you some info. In closing I would like to say that most of the people in the military that are getting out because of the current policies in regard to inoculations are not cowards or brownies [sic], they are just sick of being treated like guinea pigs. Have a nice day.
Todd [omitted]
Dear Todd,
Your friends enlisted to defend their country with their lives if need be, yet they run in terror from an inoculation that in every way is safer than the ones all of us have already received against polio. It’s just that when they received the polio vaccine they were too young to whine and cry and it wasn't delivered by needle but by sugar cube. They are cowards, sir, and you are a defender of cowards. I have zero tolerance for either.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Gulf War Hate
A Fine Whine
Sir:
I know personally many vets and some active duty personnel who are having severe medical problems. I was experiencing the same problems long before they were identified, even while I was still in the Gulf. I know my problems are real. I still smile and I will make the best of my
remaining days.
You are a [sic] insensitive person. I wouldn't be surprised to find that you are being paid by the government to devaluate [sic] any information on GWS. I'm confident however, the following saying is true, "What goes around, comes around." One day sir, you will be on the receiving end. I wish I could be around to hear you "whine."
William [omitted]
Sir:
You personally know many vets and active duty soldiers with severe medical problems, do you? That's absolutely stunning. Any vet of WWII would have to be over 70 now, and the few vets left from WWI are pushing 100, but you apparently expect them to be in perfect health. After all, they’re vets. Likewise, after nine years the 700,000 vets of the Gulf War should all be in perfect health, right? After all, it's right there in their enlistment contract. I wouldn't be surprised if you were being paid by the government to make GWS advocates look even more foolish than they are. And call me insensitive yet again but, buddy, I've already been around to hear your "whine." The whine wasn't a very good year.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
I expected a reply such as this. I suspected you were a misinformed person, now, you have confirmed my suspicions. Those sick individuals I referred to are Gulf war personnel, as you well know. Your sarcasm as well as your stupidity is showing. These are fine attributes for someone in your profession. You are only someone to be ignored. I will pray for you sir. That's the best I can do.
You say I'm misinformed but have no inclination as to why. You just sort of "feel it in your bones" don't you? Never mind that a huge study has just come out in the prestigious peer-reviewed American Journal of Epidemiology (Jan. 1, 2000) which compared vets who deployed to the Gulf with three different sets of vets who didn't deploy and found no health differences. That leaves you on the short end of the science and intelligence stick, but supposedly I'M the one whose stupidity is showing. And I'm always glad to have people outside my profession telling me how it should be run. Finally, please DON'T pray for me. I don't want to go to your Lord and Master, the Prince of Darkness. But thanks for thinking of me.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
So What’s a "Fake" Ass?
Michael, you sound like a real ass. I like [sic] to know if your
[sic] getting pay [sic] by the people who sell these drugs. you know the
big man won't take these vaccine... [sic] WHY.... oh i’m [sic] on with
my life and the wars [sic] not over yet until they fine out why the gulf
[sic] soldier [sic] are getting sick. OH big m-we will win.
If I'm an ass what do you call somebody who can't even string a whole sentence together? I'd like to know if you're getting paid to write such dumb letters, otherwise what's the purpose in simply displaying your ignorance? They have "fine (found out) why the gulf soldier(s) are getting sick." Because ALL vets get sick and all eventually die. Did you know that every last soldier from the Spanish-American War is dead? Yes, they must have contracted Spanish-American War Syndrome. And almost all vets from World War I are dead. Yes, it's WWI Syndrome! You genius: you've got it all figured out!
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
A Guinea Pig that Can Write (Almost)
What you need to do, is start taking the shots and the pills they gave us in the gulf and we will see how you feel a few year down the road. All we were was, Human Guinea Pigs Used for Involuntary Experiments for our goverment [sic]. Who have they tested these shots on to say that us [sic] vets are not getting sick, I would like to know. And you people who think it’s a joke, well all i [sic] got to say [sic] try the shot and pills, DAM [Hoover dam? Aswan dam?] we did. I had a heart-attack [sic] at 39 and i [sic] do feel its [sic] from what they gave us in the gulf. You know it don't
feel good feeling like shit after the gulf and before that feeling real good.
Dear Human Guinea Pig Used for Involuntary Experiments,
I don't know how to tell you this but every shot and every pill you took had been taken by Americans for years, often decades before you took them. Anthrax vaccine, for example, has been used since 1970. Far from being experimental, the pyridostigmine bromide (PB) pills you took were first approved in 1955 by the FDA to treat a neuromuscular disease called myasthenia gravis. The dose given to myasthenia gravis patients ranges from 360 to 6,000 milligrams daily. In contrast, U.S. soldiers in the Gulf were given a one-week supply of PB, with three 30-milligram pills to be taken daily. You can squeak and squeal all you want, but you were not a guinea pig. You were supposed to be a soldier in a war that ended nine years ago. It's time to get on with your life.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
A New Unifying Theory of the Universe
Dear Michael:
I read your article on GWS with great interest. I know exactly what GWS is. It is [pyridostigmine] bromide [PB] poisoning. Everyone is germ crazy. Germs don't cause anything. Chemicals do. Bacteria clean up after the chemicals. Gulf War Vets [sic] were innoculated [sic] with bromide to "protect" them from biological weapons. [Actually, an inoculation is the introduction of an antigen in order to stimulate a protective immune response, in other words a vaccine. PB pills are just a medicine, containing no antigen.] This is a crock. Immunology is the hoax of the last two centuries. The reason a lot of vets got worse when they came back is that bromide is in everything we eat. It is cumulative in the body and storred [sic] is [sic] the thymus. Remember, for each micro organism [sic] there is a specific chemical affinity. I believe syhpilis [sic] is the micro organism [sic] with the bromide affinity. All vaccines are contaminated with syphilis and gonorrhea. None of this is new information, it is just hidden information. In 77 [sic] the FDA oked [sic] the use of bromide as a food additive. In 78 [sic] the first aids [sic] cases started appearing. [Actually, the first documented U.S. AIDS case goes back to 1969.] There is 100% matchup of symptoms between chronic low level bromide poisoning and syphilis and aids [sic]. Do the research if you don't believe me.
Bob
Dear Bob,
Congratulations! With a single e-mail you've wiped out two centuries of medical learning!
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Dear Michael,
A petri dish does not have immune responses. A symptom is an immune response. If your immune system shut [sic] down, you would have no symptoms. This is the condition that the medical community calls health. There are people with t. pallidum in their blood who are asymptomatic. But there are no people with raised levels of bromide in their blood who are asymptomatic. In a study of syphilis patients, 3 of 11 had no sign of t.pallidum. The spirochette [sic] lives in the soil. You can get it from breathing, (looks like tb [sic]), you can ingest it, (ulcers), inoculation [sic], body fluids, dust in the moisture in your eyes. It is not necessarily an std [sic]. Yaws is non-venereal syph. It's been found in the colon of infants. So what? [Good question!] Look at bromide. Your body cannot excrete bromide in it's [sic] pure form. It has to bind with calcium. Or be flushed out with salt. The three main symptoms of bromide poisoning are pneumonia, dementia, and skin lesions. Compare that to aids [sic] and syphilis. The diagnostic criteria for aids [sic] calls for the presence of t. pallidum. All early cases of syph. were in sailors or people who lived on the coast. The best source of bromide is sea water. It evaporates at 40 deg. F. I could go on and on. Bromide = GWS.
Bob
Dear Bob,
I'm sure you could go on and on - I'm just begging you not to!
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
A Bizarre Couplet of Letters - Even by GWS "Victim" Standards
Dear Michael -
I am the spouse of a gulf war [sic] veteran. I live with a wonderful man that served in the gulf war [sic] and served to protect the freedom of a country he loves - the USA.
I am writing to you as a witness to say that Gulf War Syndrome is very real. My spouse has a variety of symptoms including burning semen, severe allergy problems, etc. etc. The list goes on and on.
I basically am here to tell you that you are a 1st class jerk if you believe it doesn't exist. You obviously know nothing about the real deal our men were dealt.
Sincerely,
Nicole
Dear Nicole,
Of your husband's alleged GWS symptoms, you write "etc., etc. and on and on." Does the word "redundant" mean anything to you? Moreover, does it strike you as strange that while you used the equivalent of "and so on" four times, it was attached to a list of merely two symptoms?
But let's consider those symptoms. According to the American College of Allergy, Asthma and Immunology, about 38% of all Americans are affected by allergies throughout the year. That comes out to about 102 million. Yet only 700,000 Americans served in Desert Storm. Pray, how did the other 101.3 million people contract their allergic reactions? Was it from watching coverage of the war on TV? Or are you saying that regardless that allergies are so common, you just "feel" or "know in your heart" that your husband's are from the Gulf? In that case, madam, I congratulate you for it means you have ESP. You should stop writing nasty letters and start working for the Psychic Hotline. Better yet, just play the lottery once and become rich.
As to the burning semen, there have been some reports of this among Gulf vets but not nearly so many as sightings of an allegedly dead Elvis Presley eating his favorite peanut-butter-and-banana sandwich at the corner deli. Yet with neither has there been a single verified case. There have been some verified cases of non-Gulf vets whose sex partners had negative reactions to semen, such as redness, but these were allergic reactions. That would be an ailment of yours, not your husband's. But much more probably, your reaction is psychosomatic. That is, your husband's semen never bothered you until you heard that this was a symptom of GWS. Suddenly you "realized" it was burning you. So fancy that, you're a psychosomatic psychic!
I'm sorry to bore you with this medical and scientific stuff, but you see I have to rely on medicine and science since you're the psychic and I'm just a pitiful 1st class jerk.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
[This next letter is from the husband of the woman who wrote the previous one.]
From WARZONE@[omitted]
hello dumb - a@@ how are you. [sic] for your info my wife didnt [sic] know about gws [sic] a-- -hole. for one she didnt [sic] know i [sic] was in the gulf. you know what im [sic] not waisting [sic] my time on turd [sic] like you. how about this, send your name number [sic] and address [sic] ill [sic] come and see you tell her to her face. im [sic] a very productive person to society not living off of your tax money. hell how would you know anyway. you wernt [sic] there. but send me the info on where you are i [sic] will be happy to come see you and just open a can of woop ass on you. and i [sic] realy [sic] don’t care if you are a nerd gay bastered [sic] hidding [sic] behind a computer writting [sic] shit about things you know nothing about. so be a man and lets [sic] dance.
write back soon,
SPC. PATRICK K [omitted]
HIGHLY DECORATED GULF WAR VETERAN
AND PS [sic] ALLEGED [sic] LIKE I SAID HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW YOUVE [sic] NEVER SEEN A BATTLE FEILD [sic]. AND YOU NEVER DID THE DRUGS, SO I DARE YOU TO SEND ADDRESS , [sic]
BE A MAN GAY BOY
Dear WARZONE:
Okay big guy, let me get this straight. Your wife - you know, the one in the family who knows how to use the spell checker - never even knew you served in the Gulf (a strange thing to keep secret from a spouse) but somehow she knew to write to me about GWS and say you have it. You seem just a little bit confused, yet it's my "a@@" that's supposedly dumb. As for your being a "productive person to society," I have to inform you that based on what I've seen from your writing, what you produce was outlawed in this country long ago by sanitation officials. You're right; I've never seen a "battle feild," but when you live in Northern Virginia you're surrounded by battlefields. You're also right that I never did drugs. Mea culpa. I do not question that you did and either still do or their effect upon you has proved irreversible. Finally, I do tire of the idle threats I receive from so many of you idlers. Instead of daydreaming about "whooping ass" why don't you go out and get a job you can do like using your head at the nearby McDonalds to test whether the french fry grease is hot enough.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
[Footnote: I forwarded the man’s name to a high-ranking friend in the military who confirmed that nobody by this name received any medals from the Gulf War, nor is there any evidence he even served there. I suspect many of the Gulf War "victims" I and others get letters from never served in the area, just as it turned out that many "victims" of Agent Orange never got anywhere near Vietnam].
Perot’s Parrot
Mr. Fumento,
Let me first say I am a Gulf War Veteran.
I have read some of your trash regarding Gulf War Syndrome, and I am disgusted.
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"I just want to thank all of those GWS wackos who make it appear as if I won the war."
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Why don't you try criticizing the media for not reporting the current research that is finding ~40% [sic] of Gulf Veterans positive with mycoplasma infections? [He means “mycoplasma fermentans,” a type of bacteria commonly found in humans but that is rarely harmful].
A DOD and VA study that is testing Prof. Nicolsons' [sic] work on GWI [Gulf War Illness] is finding almost exactly the same results as the Nicolsons' [sic], the difference is, the DOD/VA chose to do the research themselves rather than funding the Nicolsons' [sic] so they can control the study as they are now doing, I know because I am in this study. The DOD/VA study is not looking for the modified or unusual DNA the Nicolsons' [sic] described in their work, why? because that may lead to some evidence. This goes against the "leave no stone unturned policy"and will only further delay any real answers to GWI.
Unless you were there on the ground with us, having vaccines forced on you and having to sign SECRET non_disclosure statements, unless you were there, watching the bombs fall and the smoke roll in, unless you were there watching Iraqi ammo bunkers explode in the air, unless you were there driving through columns of Iraqi tanks destroyed by depleted uranium , [sic] unless you were there, you dare to seek publicity on the subject, as hypocrites do. [Huh?]
You speak on issues you know nothing about, only to gain recognition for your creative writing skills. You have no idea the suffering of those who would defend YOUR freedom and YOUR [sic] and way of life.
Your opinion is preserved by those whom you speak of [sic] a manner so ignorant, cynical, and irresponsible.
Mr. Perot is one of the most patriotic Americans who ever lived, with the courage to reform our corrupt government. Mr. Perot has more moral conviction than you will ever comprehend, I pity you.
As a matter of fact, just a note,you [sic] look like Saddam Hussein and probably share his genes.
End of conversation.
Most Sincerely,
Sparks
Dear Sparky,
If it makes you feel better, I did report on a huge study in the prestigious American Journal of Epidemiology in January that compared almost 700,000 Gulf vets with counterparts in the military who hadn’t deployed to the Gulf ("With Gulf War Syndrome, No Disease Is No News") which found that Gulf vets were actually healthier. But that’s not what you wanted to hear, is it Sparky ol’ boy? Since then, two other smaller studies have shown the same thing.
Regarding the DoD/VA follow-up on the work of that bizarre couple the Nicolsons (described at length in Gulf Lore Syndrome), it’s not that they’re not looking; they’re not finding. The Nicolsons’ work, by some great surprise, cannot be duplicated. Sort of like those good ol’ boys from Utah who “discovered” cold fusion but nobody could ever duplicate their work, either.
And here we go again with the old, “you weren’t there.” Actually, I happen to know that some of you Gulf vets who write nasty letters to me were never there, either. Indeed, some were probably never in the military. But in any case, I suppose your conspiracy buddies, Perot and the Nicolsons, they were there, huh?
The closest you get to striking home is accusing me of "sharing" genes with Saddam. You’re right. Indeed, 99.9% of my genes are identical to his. So are 99.9% of yours and every other human’s. But Sparky, I’M not the one comforting him by telling him he may have lost the battle but won the war by inflicting tens of thousands of our troops with a mysterious illness.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Anyone Seen a Dead Nuke Around Here?
Dear Mr. Fumento,
I'm sure many a veteran has already blasted you over "Gulf Lore Syndrome." I am a gulf [sic] vet who has been sick since my deployment in 1990. For 5 years I had the best Psych [sic] treatment the USAF could offer yet no one could explain my constant viral type attacks and no Psych [sic] condition can explain swollen lymph glands. I Don't [sic] believe the Government [sic] did anything to harm us and was only doing what it could to protect us from harm however something did happen. If We [sic] follow your Logic [sic] then please Explain [sic] the following: In 1976 at least 100,000 troops maybe more deployed to Korea for "Operation TreeTrimmer." [sic] We brought in Live [sic] Nukes [sic] from all over the world and each of us spent the next 120 days knowing the world could end if we attacked North Korea, [sic] Following Your [sic] thoughts approximately 20% of these people should have been effected the same as any Joe Smith on the Street, [sic] To my knowledge Neither [sic] Me [sic], My [sic] Coworkers [sic] or anyone else has applied for treatment yet by your reasoning their [sic] should be at least 20,000 members with problems. Care To [sic] Elaborate [sic]?
Dave
Dear Dave,
Actually, swollen lymph glands can be a symptom of psychosomatic illness. More likely, they’re a sign of nothing at all. I have permanently swollen glands in my throat because of a bout of tonsilitis six years ago. Swollen lymph nodes in the groin region are so meaningless that the CDC instructions on diagnosing HIV/AIDS progression say they should be ignored. I’ve also had numerous viral infections since the Gulf War nine years ago. The difference between us is that my enlistment contract didn’t guarantee I would never have swollen glands, colds, or the flu, whereas apparently yours did.
That’s quite a tale about those Live Nukes of yours, but it never happened. In 1976, while Americans and South Koreans were trying to trim a poplar tree that obscured observation in the Korean demilitarized zone, North Koreans beat two American officers to death with axe handles. In response, the U.S. temporarily beefed up air power slightly, sent a naval group towards the area, and put all U.S. troops in South Korea on alert. Then troops went in and chopped down the tree. No additional personnel were sent to Korea, much less 100,000, much less you. The stuff about "live nukes" is also nonsense.
What I DO believe from you is that you are receiving psychiatric treatment. I doubt if it’s voluntary, but if it is please stay with it.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
"This Just in! There Was No Infant Cancer Prior to the Gulf War!"
To whom this may concern! How can you say there is no GWS. [sic]
My Husband [sic] was over there for a year, when he returned I got pregnant, that Baby [sic] now is fighting CANCER. How many of us are they going to just push away before doing something about it!!!!!
Claire [omitted]
Dear Mrs. [omitted]
I am very sorry your baby has cancer, but I cannot assuage your desire to have something to blame it on, including the Gulf War service of your husband.
The cancer rate among infants (children less than a year old) is about 235 per million, the highest cancer rate for children of any age. There is no evidence of any increase in this rate since the Gulf War. If babies are getting cancer at the same rate now as when there were no Gulf vets, pray what makes you insist that YOUR baby's cancer is Gulf-related? Did the doctors remove a tumor engraved with an image of Saddam Hussein? All you're really saying is that your husband served in the Gulf, since then you've had a baby, and that baby has cancer. The logical fallacy of "after this, therefore because of it" is literally thousands of years old. You could just as readily say that since the baby was born and the cancer diagnosed during Bill Clinton's presidential term, that Clinton caused the cancer. But with so many other things to blame him for, why pick on him for that?
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Fragrance Hate
Made-Up "Facts" Are Always the Best
I read your article on scents. First of all, it is my understanding that Julia Kendall died as a result of her chemical injuries. Next, I did not see where you mentioned at all it was the chemicals in these products that caused these reactions. Many of the chemicals in scented products are known hazardous toxins and are documented to cause the same types of reactions that many unfortunate people suffer. Also, you failed to mention that the EPA, OSHA, NIOSH, Social Security, the DOE, DOD, DOJ, and about every fderal [sic] agency not only admit to chemical sensitivity but have a huge number of documents on this issue. As someone with your background perhaps you should give the entire picture or is that what you are paid to do, give the picture you have just painted. Are you paid to give this type of response instead of the true picture. Are you another Ronald Gots. [sic] If you are so fortunate not to suffer from adverse reactions to chemicals and scented products yet, then may I suggest you get on your knees and thank the good Lord. I can assure you those who do suffer thank the Lord just to have survived another day.
Brenda [omitted]
Dear Ms. [omitted]
Julia Kendall died from leukemia. Lots of people die of leukemia, but Kendall, being an anti-chemical activist, decided that HER leukemia was the result of chemical exposure. The best scientists in the world have no idea why some people get leukemia and others don't, but somehow Kendall had it all figured out.
"Many of the chemicals in scented products are known hazardous toxins and are documented" as such? Pray, offer up to me the documentation. And I don't regard something you pulled off an MCS Usenet group as a document. I can use the same method to "document" vast numbers of UFO abductions and impregnations. I mean something official. I "failed to mention" that all those groups "admit to chemical sensitivity" because none do. A "huge number of documents?" Fine, provide me with citations to a few.
Are you paid to send these kinds of letters instead of the true picture? Are you a shill for MCS "doctors" who make a fortune off poor misguided people?
By the way, I never said I didn’t suffer from exposure to certain chemicals. I have suffered mightily from a chemical in poison ivy and suffer each year from chemicals in certain types of pollen. But mother nature made those chemicals, so they don’t count, right?
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Maybe It’s the Fake-Butter Movie Popcorn Smell that Sets Her Off
I was really surprised to read your article making fun at people who become sick from modern fragrances.
I have asthma and had breathing problems and headaches from fragrances, cleaning products and paints a long time before I had ever heard of multiple chemical sensitivity. My doctor knows that this is not some kind of hallucination because he has a lot of patients who have similar problems.
Maybe Halifax Nova Scotia [sic] is a little bit intense but I know that I appreciate it when I can go to a movie, the theater or to church and don't have to get a headache or have breathing problems because somebody has doused themself [sic] in perfume or after shave.
I think that you might have a different perspective if you could spend a day on this side of the fence.
Sincerely,
Carol [omitted]
Dear Ms. [omitted],
Truthfully, I tried to avoid your side of the fence. For one, I happen to know that there is no commonality of ingredients between fragrances, cleaning products, and paint. There is one commonality, though. They all have strong smells. So you are saying, like so many of your ilk, that you react to anything with a strong smell. Far from challenging my article, you have strongly supported it. Practically anything can provoke an allergy in somebody, but saying you’re allergic to smell is like saying the color blue makes you faint. If you believe it strongly enough, you will react to smell and you will faint when you see blue. That’s the nature of psychosomatic illness. But in this case, as opposed to reviving Tinkerbell, it’s not a good thing to believe.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Artificially-Sweetened Hate
No Scientific Evidence – Except for Your Scientific Evidence
Dear Mr fumento [sic]
I have just read your article refuting allegations of health problems surrounding the consumption of nutra sweet. [sic] Your article was a [sic] attack on individuals and pressure groups, but offered no scientific evidence to support your views.
I am particularly woried [sic] by the Sunny Delight marketing strategy in the UK which promotes an image of health and nutrition.
I am trying to find a balance of information on the net, but find it hard to locate positive scientific studies that are not directly commisioned [sic] by monsanto [sic] and other companies that stand to directly gain from its sale.
Perhaps you can help
Dear Mr. [omitted]:
You're right. Noting that the primary study used against NutraSweet was absurd in that it showed brain tumors showing up in four years when the study's author had earlier admitted that it if NutraSweet did cause brain tumors it would take two decades for them to show up, that's not scientific evidence. ("NutraSweet Fuss Amounts to Sweet Nothings")
And noting that the study showed that brain tumors spiked at four years but then leveled off – despite a continual yearly increase in NutraSweet consumption – that's not scientific evidence either.
As to your worry over Sunny Delight, which uses NutraSweet, apparently it doesn't bother you in the least that more than half of Americans are now obese, that our sugar intake increases yearly, and that the U.K. has one of the fattest populations in Europe and is getting heavier by the year.
You don't want help, you want to match my facts against your feelings. I don't think I can win that one.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Global Warming Hate
The Maine Event
My name is Megan [omitted]. I live in Maine. I recently read your article on global warming. It seems to me that you write the same way everyone else does – you write only your opinion. And, from what I can see, your opinion isn't well founded.
Sincerely,
Megan [omitted]
Dear Megan,
Thank you for that very substantive letter. You don't bother to identify which article on global warming you're talking about, nor do you provide any examples supporting your contention that I provide merely opinion. Finally, you don't provide any reason why your opinion is well founded. But you DO tell me you live in Maine, so there was one thing substantive in there.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Biotech Hate
Crooked Facts
michael,
I would like to point out that there have been no studies on the effects of genetically engineered foods human health [sic] so there is no way to know if these types of foods are harmful. DDT was also considered safe when it first came out and marketed and advertised and pushed by chemical companies eager to profit off of it. No studies were done on its detrimental effects on humans and the environment before it was put to use either. And now even the hudson institute [sic] would have a hard time refuting its danger and toxicity to humans.
I would also like to know how you think GMOs [biotech crops] will need less pesticide. Are you referring to the pesticide that is present in the seeds of these plants. [Actually, the pesticidal genes are present throughout the plant; it would hardly make sense for them to just be in the seeds.] Is it less dangerous to add pesticide into the genetic makeup of the plant rather than spraying more as the crop grows? It is my understand that these GMOs are more tolerant of pesticides because it is in their genetic makeup and therefore farmers are able to add more to these genetically engineered crops than regular crops. The facts are that no one knows the answers to these questions. That’s right, no one knows like no one knew about DDT or PCB’s [sic]. All I know is that the so called [sic] environmental banditos are just bringing this question to light. What if they aren’t safe. Why are you so threatened by them just asking this simple question? Where does your paycheck come from?
My advice to you, get your facts straight.
Sincerely,
Jennifer [omitted]
jennifer,
My advice to you: Get your facts straight before telling others to get their facts straight.
There have indeed been myriad studies on the effects of so-called "genetically engineered foods" on human health. I say so-called because you are obviously ignorant that virtually everything we eat has been genetically modified by humans at some point; what you really mean is the newest form of genetic modification called "biotech," "transgenic," or various other names. It’s telling that you have no idea that DDT has never been proven harmful to human beings despite decades of studies, some by researchers desperately trying to prove it is. Indeed, it is still in widespread use in Africa and other parts of the world to control malarial mosquitoes. The problems with DDT are that it kills a broad range of insects, including neutral or even beneficial ones, along with some evidence that it causes the thinning of the egg shells of some endangered species of birds. So, no, the "hudson institute" has no trouble refuting its "danger and toxicity to humans."
It’s not a matter of "thinking" biotech crops will need less pesticide; studies by the Agriculture Department and others have confirmed it. With some crops, sprayings have gone down from over a dozen a year to perhaps one or two. Farmers insist on buying these transgenic seeds even though they are far more expensive than what they previously bought. Why would they do so? Because it saves them the time and cost of spraying and additionally brings them higher yields than if they had sprayed repeatedly.
Is it less dangerous to put a pesticide directly into the plant? Actually, for pests (insects, weeds, fungi) that attack the plant, it’s far more dangerous since they can’t just wait until a good rain washes off the pesticide. But it’s actually less dangerous for beneficial or neutral insects, since an applicated pesticide can kill them even if they don’t eat the plant, but a plant with the pesticide built in can only kill something that eats it.
Lots of people know the answers to these questions, including those at the EPA, USDA, and FDA. You’re simply projecting your own ignorance on to others. Likewise with the environmentalists.
Finally, as to my paycheck, since you are apparently referring to a piece I ran in Investor's Business Daily, that is the source. Where does your paycheck come from, and why are you so insecure in dealing with facts that you have to make personal charges against those who disagree with you, implying they are simply paid mercenaries?
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Pesticides on Your Plate
I feel I should point out: herbicides are not a subgroup of pesticides. Pesticides kill slugs, catipillars [sic], locusts, etc. Herbicides kill weeds.
GM [genetically modified, meaning biotech] herbicide resistant crops mean you can use more (not less) herbicide on your crop, thereby killing more of the weeds without killing your crop and increasing its yield due to less competition from weeds. Unhealthy, as you end up with more herbicide on your food.
GM pesticide exuding [sic] crops (quite a different thing) mean you can avoid the need to apply pesticide, as the plant is producing the pseticide [sic] itself. Unhealthy, as the plant continues to produce the chemical throughout its lifecycle [sic], right up to harvest time. Result: lots of pesticide on your plate. Yum.
Whilst I don't condone eco terrorism [sic], I think informed debate is vital. There are very real concerns about GM foods, and there are genuine reasons you might not want them. None of these reasons are mentioned in your article.
I feel I should point out that you're wrong. "Pesticide" is a larger category that contains that which kills insects, fungus, weeds, rodentia, and mold. You are mistaking "pesticide" for "insecticide," that which kills insects and other bugs not belonging to the insect family.
As to biotech leading to greater herbicide use, wrong again. Field trials have shown greatly reduced herbicide use with herbicide resistant crops. Why? Because the spraying is done extremely early in the growing cycle, thereby effectively eliminating the weeds at their most vulnerable stage. Normal herbicide use requires repeated spraying. The spraying with these herbicide-resistant crops is also so early that there are literally months for all residues to be completely washed off and away from the food plants. That makes you wrong a third time.
Yes, herbicides are unhealthy if you happen to be a weed. Since I've never meet a weed – nor any type of plant for that matter – that can send an e-mail, I'll have to presume otherwise.
Finally, if by your concluding remark you meant I didn't mention YOUR concerns in my article, there just might be a good reason for that.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Cancer Hate
Would he prefer unbiased tripe?
I am curious about who is paying you to write the slanted, biased tripe you call reportage.
Look at Epstein's Cancer Prevention Coalition website, and look at the roster of board members of the American Cancer Society; it reads like the epitome of the power brokers who want to create a problem, then provide the solution, while all along collecting handsomely from the entire process. His figures on the percentage of $ spent by the ACA [he means "ACS," the American Cancer Society] on actual research and help for cancer patients is astonishing as is the exorbitant levels of reimbursement, company cars etc.
It is clear from your sarcastic and skeptical (ie. [sic] mean-spirited attacks) on Eptstein [sic] that you are bought off by the big money interests who are very interested in having people like Epstein appear foolish.
Sorry, you didn't convince me.
Sincerely -
Peter G. [omitted]
InBalance Health Resource
New London, NH
Dear Mr. [omitted]:
I am curious about who is paying you to write the slanted, biased tripe you call e-mail. In any case, the only fee I got for writing that piece about Dr. X-Files was from the newspaper it appeared in. That hardly seems unfair.
I have most certainly looked at Epstein's web site; indeed, without that source I couldn't have done justice to him and his whacked-out claims that get disproved every time you turn around. If Sam Epstein tells you it's sunny and bright out, you'd better bring a good umbrella with galoshes. Maybe, just maybe, that's why, as I noted in the very piece you're criticizing, the American Association of Cancer Researchers ranked him dead last out of ten cancer doctors and why they ranked his antithesis, Bruce Ames, first. Maybe it's why Ames recently won the National Medal of Science, though at one time he was beloved by people like you because he, too, was convinced that cancer is essentially a man-made disease.
It's clear from your utterly ignorant defense of this quack doctor that whatever InBalance is, it's being bought off by looney interests who are interested in desperately trying to make people like Epstein look like anything but the paranoid conspiracy-theorist he is.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Miscellaneous Hate
That "Sertan" Something
Mr. Fumento,
There will be plenty of time for you to eat your words on several topics later. But for now, note that you of all people, have made an error in spelling! [Edited for brevity, but she refers to my use of "sertanly."]
You obviously have very little respect for the real men and women who actually serve and protect this country. The Wall Street Journal will get many complaints about your article. Your brand of pseudo journalism [sic] is pathetic and you really should sign your stories with just your initials. What were your parents thinking........?
Gretchen [omitted]
Certain of everything but can't even spell it!
Dear Gretchen,
Sadly you lack the brains to realize that my use of "sertanly" was a mocking of the same spelling in the letter that I was replying to in Hate Mail, Volume III. I even inserted a "[sic]" after it. That's the problem with you people. Somebody once said you had a collective IQ higher than a turnip and you actually believed it. Sorry, but they lied. And I want you to know that I am absolutely terrified that said friends of yours are going to send the same dumb messages to the Wall Street Journal that they've been sending me. My guess is it will have The Journal begging me for more articles.
By the way, your brand of pseudo-e-mails is pathetic.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
So Sioux Me, Already!
Message text written by INTERNET:sioux@[omitted]
Sorry, but i [sic] just read another of your so-called articles, and now i [sic] realize you Are [sic] a pimp - So [sic] i [sic] did indeed waste my time. [At this point, Sioux goes off into a long harangue about how anti-depressants cause multiple chemical sensitivity (MCS). What’s she’s doing is putting the cart before the horse. Repeated studies have shown that persons who believe they suffer from MCS are clinically depressed, hence they are prescribed anti-depressants. So there is a "link" between anti-depressants and MCS, Sioux just got it backwards.]
Dear Sioux,
You're right, I am a pimp, but I'm sorry that I can't employ you. It would scare away all the customers. By the way, Sioux author Dee Brown wrote Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee. I'm afraid your brain must have gotten interred alongside.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
Fear of Frying
Mr. Fumento,
You are truly a frightening, frightening man.
Tricia [omitted]
Dear Tricia,
I'm not a doctor and I don't even play one on the Internet. But if you're afraid of a little pussycat like me, you must suffer from panophobia, a fear with no observable cause (alternatively, a fear of being whacked over the head with a frying pan) or panphobia, a fear of everything. I understand there are some excellent treatments available for this. Best of luck in finding one.
Sincerely,
Michael Fumento
A Well-thought Out Critique
Michael,
Have you ever thought about pulling your head out of your ass and getting the facts straight before you write your articles?
Wayne
Wayne,
It's always nice to get constructive criticism. By the way, since I'm obviously an expert on such things, did anyone ever say you resemble a hemorrhoid?
Love,
Michael
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