Back when I was in college, I attended a meeting of the local animal rights organization. When somebody asked the group leader about using animals for medical research she replied (and Im not making this up) "Well, its our belief that people shouldnt get sick, in which case there would be no need for animal testing."
- "A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy."
- Medical research is "immoral even if its essential."
- Even if animal testing produced a cure for AIDS, "Wed be against it."
And heres the kicker: "Six million people died in concentration camps," she told the Washington Post, "but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughter houses."
The evil Frank Perdue shown with his henchmen in this 1941 photo discussing the "Final Solution" for broiler chickens.
But then, I am a member of the group that constitutes the lowest form of animal life. No, not lawyers – humans.
This week, the animal rights groups are going on the warpath against us human types. Theyre launching "World Animal Awareness Week," beginning June 18th, in Washington, D.C.
Fortunately, the medical community has decided its mad as hell and isnt going to take it anymore.
They pre-empted Wacky Week by launching their own campaign. It included a press conference, statements by scientists and patients affected by animal rights extremism, release of a joint consensus letter signed by the nations leading AIDS organizations supporting animal testing, and a report called Endangered Cures, which details specific areas of research threatened by animal rights activists.
Animal rights activists arent called that for nothing. They dont just stand around on street corners politely handing out pamphlets. Indeed, they have struck at scores of labs across the country and in other nations, smashing equipment and releasing experimental animals – sometimes killing them in the process.
Among the raids the animal liberators have conducted was one on the laboratory of Dr. John Orem, who was using cats in painless research on crib death. Crib death will claim 8,000 babies lives this year.
Everyone who works with experimental animals lives in constant fear of harassment, vandalism, and death threats. Said PETAs medical advisor, Dr. Neal Barnard, a few years ago, "Were demoralizing the people who think theres a buck to be made in animal research. And theyre starting to get scared . . . and theyre starting to veer away."
But the activists are also waging a war of public opinion with misleading ad campaigns, staged photos of animals in pain, and by enlisting the support of many celebrities like Paul McCartney, the B-52s, Kim Basinger, Mary Tyler Moore, Woody Harrelson, and Alec Baldwin – the last of whom was later spotted wearing a leather jacket. Oops.
"The worst aspect of these campaigns, says Frankie Trull, president of the Foundation for Biomedical Research. "Is the way they have shaped public opinion by providing misinformation and playing upon emotions of people who love pets."
This is ironic, because if the activists get their way, keeping a pet will be outlawed as slavery. Pet ownership is an "absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation," Newkirk told the Washingtonian magazine.
But such views are kept out of the slick adds. As a result, "Theyre eroding public support that would allow this research to continue," Trull told me.
The stakes couldnt be higher. Animal testing of drugs intended for humans is absolutely vital. Indeed, its required by law.
"All drugs approved by FDA in last 30 years have to be tested on animals," says Wise Young, a professor of neurosurgery at New York University Medical Center and medical advisor to actor Christopher Reeve.
Without animal testing, he told me, we wouldnt have gotten anti-hypertension drugs, anti-diabetic drugs, pharmaceuticals for epilepsy, or any of the modern anti-depressants. "Its horrendous the kinds of lives people have when they dont have the benefits of research."
He noted that one drug originally tested on spinal cord injuries in humans failed. But later it was tried in much higher doses in animals. There it was found effective and the trials were successfully repeated in humans. This drug was given to Reeve and reduced his paralysis to the point where he has been able to resume much of his life.
Ultimately, the animal rights activists are simply parasites. They benefit just as much from animal-assisted medical research as anyone, even while they vigorously oppose it. Oh sure, they abstain from eating hamburgers or wearing raccoon coats.
On the other hand, they could wear bracelets with tags (similar to those worn by persons with penicillin allergies), saying "In case of emergency, do not administer any drugs or therapies tested on animals." Bet you dont see that any time soon.
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